[jasonbvr]

...you slurp just about every liquid you consume.
...you understand the motainai concept and think just about everything is motainai.
...you are seriously considering buying cowboy boots and a faux fur coat to pimp with your shades while you're riding the subway.
...ten dollars for a six pack is a reasonable price.
...you can spot a conbini that sells spirits from a kilometer away.
...you know what a conbini actually is and have eaten many meals just outside the store.