[xrayagent]

You guys are cute. Don't like crying? Don't like $#!t? Heh, as a parent, your standards really change. You will find yourself checking a diaper with the same finger with which you will, moments later, pop a chip into your mouth. Your will hear your child cry in the other room and think to yourself, "That's not the pain cry, that's the frustrated cry. He'll either take care of it himself or bring it to me." That's not all; you may be sitting around focused on something when your kids feeds you something and you'll think, "I hope that was food." Don't want that sort of life? Get a goldfish.