FUNNEH QUESTION!!!
Anyway, in all honesty, I think I'd be the nerdy one in the lab or something giving the good guys nifty little gadgets, or advice on how to defeat someone. Like that kid from Pokemon who was with Oak, or whatever... Or like a Myouga(IY) or something. One of the people that are there to tell the good guys what to do when they have no idea what they're doing ^^