Bwahah, nice one
2. A number of customs and rituals associated with such beliefs. (What Mr. Dentist does)
The customs and rituals are supposed to be performed by the religious person, not by his deity. (so not by mr.dentist, the object of your religion, but by you.)
3. Anything that involves the association of people in a manner resembling a religious institution or cult. (The Dentists place)
Err..this is a weird condition, but if we follow it I have to say that The Dentists Place doesn't really fit the description heh.
Alas, you do not qualify on condition 2 and 3, so you are not religious!!
Carefull about posting religion specific posts, its VERY easy to accidentally offend someone with it!