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09-15-2007, 03:00 PM
lol i was like wtf when he said it
Ninja don't sweat. Not even during ninja sex. Ever.
The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind, a single fart can wipe out a small village.
Ninja invented skateboarding.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. They always win.
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