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Become a night stocker at a big department store like WalMart or something. You just stock shelves at like midnight and get paid a LOT more than a daytime stocker because they figure no one wants to stay up all night stocking shelves but they are WRONG because some people like to sleep all day and stay up all night! Plus you NEVER have to deal with customers!
btw I've never done it myself, I got this info secondhand.

There are legal ways to make money without a formal job, but they are just as difficult: starting a business, running a farm, etc... I say if you don't want to work, go to college and become a pharmacist. They always take their sweet time filling my prescriptions :P