[QuoyaNatsume]

I learned that aliens with with huge *cough-penises-cough* wants to impregnate all women of Earth & kill off the males.

I also learend that my captain that I thought was a female, but really turned out to be a guy who was on the bad guy's side but eventually played too deep into his undercover role & became a good guy, well girl, and Mr. Alien really is in love with me