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What if Kira was one of us.
If God had a name…
Would it be Kira…
Would you let him see your face…
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity…
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong…
Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isn’t good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
Just a slob like one of us…
With Ray Penbar on the bus…
Trying to kill the criminals.
If God had a face…would it be ugly…
And would you want to see…
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe…
He’s just an idiotic kid with a dream…
To make life shitty.
Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
The joker of the circus…
People think he’s dangerous…
But he’s just a brainless twit…
Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Nobody calling on the phone.
‘Cept maybe Misa, for a moan.
Yeah, yeah, God is a dope.
Yeah, yeah, He’s just a freak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us…
With a mental illness…
Causing chaos on the bus…
Killing agents and police.
Trying to move out of his home…
To cause the murders all alone…
He thinks he’s kept himself unknown
We’ll knock him off his foolish throne
His stupidness will then be shown.
Lets smash his head in with a stone.
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I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, dedicate the following poem to the creator of the one above.
What Kira was one of us
If God had a name
Would it be Kira
Would you be lame
And mess up his game?
No brain, no ball
You're nought at all
Yeah, yeah, you're just stinky pee
Yeah, yeah, God is almighty
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us
Unlike a slob like one of you
With Ray Penbar on the bus
Nothing short of obstructing just
If God had a face, he wouldn't be you
'Cuz a face like yours would make us puke
Go look in the mirror, it'll crack through
I still can't believe that you'd nuke
Your own pathetic thoughts against his
Ideals of ultimate salvation
And prospect of eternal peace
Yeah, yeah, God is a winner
Yeah, yeah, you're a loser
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us
You wouldn't even stand a chance
When his troops of light advance
He's got more brains than hair on you
So you should just go poo poo
Feeding Ryuk some apples
Hiding up for a noble cause
Aided by Misa in battles
Unlike you, you're at a loss!
Yeah, yeah, God is the king
Yeah, yeah, you aren't worth a thing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us
Don't you dare kick up a fuss
Watch out for his divine hand
Accompanied by his holy band
Trying to bring crime to a bound
To foster hope across the world
By keeping himself safe and sound
Working to see the baddies hurled
What better way to play God?
Mess with him and you'll be done
Like all hindrance - long and gone