the original text is at their site.. but i can't view it.. as in it show me some weird characters instead of japanese text.. so i go to their mobile official site.
http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/ this is the translator i use.. it's the best among all the translator i've found..
@jrocker..
then it makes me wanna bite omi too ;XX a soft 1 though. lol