[Kanji_The_Wanderer]

I knew this one gurl who was so stupid that she spent 20 min. on an orange juice box cause it said Concentrate

Nice reminds me of something:
Hows these? ( I like yo mama jokes when they aren't directed at me, if they offend anybody, I'll change them.)

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind