[Kanji_The_Wanderer]

I don't really watch yo mama that much, but I know a bunch of jokes.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and starts licking other people's fingers