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02-21-2007, 09:30 AM
Good news & Bad news:
Doctor: I have some good news and bad new for you.
Patient: Tell me the good one first.
Doctor: You still have one day to live.
Patient: Good Lord!! If that's the good news, what could possibly be worse than that??
Doctor: I've been trying to contact you for that since yesterday.
There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.
Last edited by CoolNard : 02-21-2007 at 09:32 AM.
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