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02-21-2007, 09:38 AM
Waiter joke #1:
Customer: Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: It's doing the backstroke, sir.
Waiter joke #2:
Customer: Waiter!! I believe this fish is rotten.
Waiter: Bad fish, bad!!
Waiter joke #3:
Customer: Waiter!! Why isn't the food served, yet?
Waiter: A moment, sir. The chef's trying to find his tennis racket.
There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.
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