Japanophiles insist on using chopsticks to consume everything from hamburgers to aspirin.
XD. That's so me in some way. I don't know. I used to only eat with chopsticks when we went out to eat at like a Chinese food place or something. But then I found that I really liked them so I use them all the time now. I don't know about Hamburgs though. Hmmm.....
Known for stubbornly defending Japan's long history of IRL banhammering other races.
For even more lulz, mention the Rape of Nanking or the Bataan Death March and watch them deny it like Ahmedinejad does the Holocaust.
Oh man, that's wrong, hilarious, and so totally true. I say that we round all of them up and launch them all to the sun.
In photographs, a Wapanese will always be shown making a peace sign with one hand while squinting their eyes and contorting their facial features into a grotesque imitation of the ^_^ smiley, EVEN if they weren't actually doing so when the picture was taken.
Hahaha, I do that too a lot. I blame it on Sensei...*runs and hides*
Well, in my defense I switch it up and throw up deuces too. lol.
Wapanese have a tendency to mercilessly butcher the Japanese language, throwing around random words and phrases whilst completely ignorant to what they mean. For this reason, the term "Wapanese" can also refer to the language spoken by such sad individuals. Almost all Wapanese will pretend to know the Japanese language and will constantly go "I know Japanese!! Kawaii!!" when a Japanese or part-Japanese loli comes within 20 miles of the vicinity. Most Wapanese cannot actually sustain a conversation for more than five seconds with a Japanese person.
Omg, YES! If you want to speak Japanese, take a friggin class! That way you can say something other than "You stole my jewel shard you bastard!"
...no I don't watch/like Inuyasha, so sue me.
Usually saving up for their next trip to Japan, so they can buy a lolita dress that their fat will spill out of. Most likely will be worn with striped socks and Hot Topic $20 shoes.
THOSE...ugh. I hate those people, so not the business. Like really, how hard is it to buy clothes that FIT. Oh wait, that wouldn't be very Japanese like...*stab*
Listening to shitty J-rock bands nobody has ever heard of and believing that every male in japan is a hermaphroditic transvestite.
*Hugs AnCafe and makes puppy dog eyes*
Closely related to the rarer "Koreanophile".
Has an account on crunchyroll, an Jewtube wannabe site infested with Japanophiles and/or Koreanophiles.
Aaaah, now that sounds more like me.
Um..so I just died laughing at all the truth and hilarity at everything there. I...I think I might just love you...SUGOI!
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