[Altaru]

lol, Machine Girl... That movie was AWESOME.

Anyways, Horror movie rules 101: NEVER, EVER EVER EVER use the exact words "I'll be back." You won't be. Basic rule.

Also, never have sex. Stay a virgin all your life if you have to, but if you're in a horror movie situation, and you feel an urge, just go ahead and... *Ahem* You get the idea.

Also, alcohol = bad idea. Drunk people can't run away from the psycho very well. However, it is quite a good idea to get someone ELSE drunk. That way, you can follow the old "Bear-Chase" idea. Basically, if you're in a group being chased by someone/something, you don't have to run faster than whatever it is, just faster than the slowest person in the group.

This next one isn't so much a movie, as a horror STORY...

If you're out doing anything on the streets, and a woman comes up to you wearing a doctors mask over her face, and she asks if she's pretty, RUN THE HELL AWAY! Don't even answer, just run like hell.


I'll post again, or just edit this post, if I come up with more. This is fun, considering that once I got over my fear of everything I became a horror movie addict, lol.