[InsaneDoll]

- I would slap you but I'm not sure your brain could process the pain.
- He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
- I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
- Darling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
- You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
- The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.
- What tragedy it is to be just smart enough to know that you are doomed to painful idiocy.
- I worship the quicksand he walks on.
- If wit was chocolate you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
- God ruined a perfectly good woman, by putting a dick on him. Twisted Evil
- What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
- The only difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket.
- You are living proof that man can live without a brain.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
- I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you're unarmed.
- Here is some money, call someone who cares.
- Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it.
- I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.
- God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all make mistakes.
- "I'm sorry I'm late"
"Dont apologize. I'm sorry you're alive"
- If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart.
- Hey, you're pretty quick... then again I guess I'd be pretty quick too if I spent the first nine-months of my life dodging a coat hanger.
- Are you a polititcian or does lyin' just run in your family?
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your man seems to think so too.
- Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
- God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you!
- If you can't laugh at yourself, there's always someone there to show you how it's done.
- It's nice to be stupid, but it's stupid to be nice.
- While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

Enjoy.