[clairebear]

Heres a translation of that video;

We're Antic Cafe~

Te: I'm Teruki on drums
Ta: I'm takuya on guitar
M: I'm Miku on vocal
K: I'm Kanon on bass
Y: I'm Yuuki on keyboard

Te: the theme is..."something you want to grasp/catch"
M: woo!
Te: something you want to grasp~

M: well then, shall we start from the right?
Yuuki, something you want to grasp
Y: umm
Te: are there too many...?
M: well Yuuki is gay so you're better getting grabbed
Y: no, no, no
Te: oh your own!
M: yeah, reversely his own
Y: no that's fundamentally wrong, so
M: ardent love!
Te: fundamentally wrong
Y: if you say it in a broad-sense
M: if you say it in a broad-sense...
Te: wait, fundamentally meaning from the root, right
Y: In a broad sense, I'd say I want to grasp happiness
M: so what's happiness to you?
Te: oh I wanna hear that!
Y: happiness is...basically the feeling of happiness. I dunno, being able to be in a happy mood.
Te: well, step up forward here. Facing the camera. A little more here, here, and explain happiness to the camera.
Y: well, so it's the feeling of happiness. Being happy is a good thing, right?
Te: yes it is
Y: so that's what I want to grasp
K: well how do you get that happy feeling?
Te: yeah that's true
Y: that's what I don't know, so I'm trying to grasp it now.
M: ohh!
Te: what the meaning of happiness is...
M: is what you want to grasp
Te: that's what Yuuki is searching for right now! Right?
Y: yes
Te: is it ok like that?
Y: yes

Te: ok then Kanon san
K: I...ready?
Te: ok
K: I want to grasp victory!
Te: ...well then, would you like to explain it?
K: well, no matter what it be, whether it be pin-ball, or taipan,
Te: the first thing was pin-ball. Ok, taipan, and
K: for all matters, like AnCafoya
HAHAHA
M: Ancafoya
Te:Ancafoya
M:Ancafoya
Te:Ancafoya
K: yeah, and AnCafe too, I'd like to keep wining. That's my feelings.

M: well I, would like to grasp Zy-san's front cover!
Te: ok then
M: please, we ask you
Te: with everyone, oh!
M: Zy-san, please give us a front cover!
Te: we should too!
K: Japanese dogeza (dogeza is what they're doing, it's to beg with bent knees)
Te: yeah this is Japanese dogeza. Maybe we should've made Miku go last, huh
M: well then ready?
Te: yes
M: please, we beg you!
WE BEG YOU!
Te: I wonder if it reached them...you think it reached them?
M: next month's edition will be AnCafe!
K: you just decided on your own
Te: next month's front cover will be Antic Cafe!

Te: ok then...
Ta: ok. This is kind of sleezy, but I want to grasp 10,000 yen
Te: that is sleezy!
M: eh? You only need 10,000 yen?
Ta: what? Well, because 10,000 yen was the most--
M: you don't need like 50,000 and stuff?
Ta: oh, like that. Well, if possible, a lot would be nice
Te: you want piles of 10,000 yen
Ta: yes, piles. I'd like to grasp it in time. Yes, that was sleezy
M: red cafe. Have them send it to Red Cafe
Ta: Red Cafe, no no!

Te: For me...what I want to grasp...I wonder what it is...something I want to grasp
M: shall we all grab Yuuki's
Y: no, no, no
Te: well then everyone
M: shall we go!?
Te: let's go!
Y: the cola, the cola, the cola...
M: ok first take the cola
Te: ok, take away the cola

Te: please wait for a moment please
Y: AHH!

M: Yuuki, you gotta refund them for this
Y: see!
K: it's just your spot
M: that's Yuuki's space
Te: oh oh oh!
M: huh? Oh! How dangerous, how dangerous!
Te: so, we'd like to grab a new paper and give it back
M: we're sorry
Te: that's it.
So, we were Antic Cafe
Bye bye
Te: how scattered