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Originally Posted by Mika13
Okay then. A quick word to the guys from a girl who spent all her time with you instead of other chicks.
As smart as women believe they are, we all have the tendancy to be the most blind, deaf and dumb things you ever met. We're short-sighted, we can't take it when dealt, we make mountains out of molehills, we can take something and link it to you cheating and not thinking we're pretty anymore, and most of us are extremely self-consious and constantly worried about are image, weight, hair color, etc. So from all the chicks who can realize this, I'm sorry we never notice you, but Salvanas does have a point.
You'll never be wanted if all you do is whine.
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My sister found a brilliant way to sum this up: "Men are retarded, and women are crazy." Makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
Men are usually simple creatures. We take things at face value, are firm believers in simplicity, and care less about problems that don't have any direct effect on our lives. Women are fans of reading between the lines, fans of complexity, and are immediately affected by anything in this world, regardless if it has any direct effect on their lives or not (girl gossip is a stereotype for a reason). A girl will say something meaning something else, and the guy will take what's said at face value, causing confusion and miscommunication.
In the overdone, poetic, I'll-be-there-for-you example, the girl will cry on the guy's shoulder because she needs someone or something to vent her issues, so she chooses her close male friend (thinking he may understand her guy problems being a guy himself). The guy takes this at face value, believing that the girl cares enough for him to become so vulnerable around him.
The end result? Girls complain that there's never any nice guys out there in the world, and guys complain that they never get women because they're nice guys.