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Originally Posted by Heather
theres this guy who i talk to all the time on the computer, but when i call him, he doesnt hardly talk. is he just shy? and if so.. i dont know what to talk about on the phone. please give me your best advice.. it`ll really help a lot!
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You should be witty!
Say this to him:
Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
Don't put your phone down
I'll go down on you.
Say a word
I'll blow you twice
Speak your emotions
I'll show you my devotion.
Create a conversation
Let it be your best creation
I will bake you a cake
Your mum wont think I am a fake.
Ah Crap!
My credit is running out!
Let me leave you in doubt!
Picture Hurricane Gustav
On the other end of the conversation.
I made this up, copyrighted by the god like Bureda.