[michellenicole]

:P those are all very good quotes.

On a lighter note here are some funny ones that I like.

I've read somewhere that drinking was bad for you. I gave up reading.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids

Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Hope you enjoyed these too :P