I'm sorry y'all, but I gotta say this. No one but asian girls look good in kimono. Seriously. A white chick in a kimono is like a fat person wearing horizontal stripes, or a man in Daisy Dukes. Something is inherently wrong.
vs.
Ugh
Whities, stick to cocktail dresses. Please. If you imagined my skinny white ass in some traditional African clothes, you'd break a rib laughing too
