[DSX]

1. Once I was playing Siphon Filter 2, and I was running low on health. It was around that level of health where you actually bleed when you're shot. I was running for health and I got shot in the ass. It looked like he took a bloody dump, probably after eating those red Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell.

2. I was playing Doom, and I got to level 2. I was killing things in a dark secret area with a newly found chainsaw. I eventually came across two zombie guys. I just stood there, waiting to saw the explosive canister and evade the explosion (I can do it, trust me). Then, with one shot, the zombie guy killed the other. I just chainsawed his ass and left.

3. Again, playing doom. I ran into those pink demon things that fire those energy balls at you. Cacodemon I think it was. I chainsawed it and it turned around. It's asshole was where the chainsaw blade was. CHAINSAW RAPE!!!