[EveV]

Gah.
Finally a dude who shaves his armpits.

Guys armpits are so freaking gross.
What dumb guy made up the whole " Boys don't shave their armpits" crap?

They look like sweaty nasty infested with gross flesh eating monster abyss forests.


You know what's really messed up?
When you meet some suave charming guy who looks like a prince and you bring him home and he takes his shirt off and he's so hairy that it looks like little trolls could possibly live in his armpits.

Then he might use your bathroom and you go in there afterwards and the toilet seat is up with sprinkles on it. The towels out of place or on the floor. The floor is soaked with water. And several of your personal girl items are out of place. Really out of place. Like someone just came in and investigated your bathroom.
UGH.
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