staged
While all the other boys were out giving each other friendly pats on the rear in football I was auditioning for drama. Lets see; smelly guys in a locker room...or smooching the lead female and/or being the departments tailor and getting their measurements, resizing dresses, and then helping the ladies put them on? What can I say, I'm a good actor (and not to toot my own horn but I'm pretty good with a needle and thread
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Mama didn't raise no fools
