This seems to be the rage among the animals we humans refer to as "clubbers". The hair glue will attract potential mates much like a bird's plumage, and the ugly shirt with popped color provides maximum movement and breathability for grinding your genitals against anonymous partners like a horny dog.
Oh, you're a "chick", huh? (I know clubber boys are hardcore metrosexuals, but I don't
think they wear dresses)...
This should do. Just make sure you look like everyone else