[Salvanas]

The end is nigh upon us all, citizens of earth. For we have been over run and besieged by the Rabid Fangirls from the depths of Mordor, the Salivating Otakus of the West, and the Teenage Wanna-be Vampires from the isles of Horny-ville. Is there no peace from these chaos hungering savages? Is there no recovery?!

Three champions of PURE AWESOMENESS have come together to create a place, a clan of peace, a clan of awesomeness! A place where the weary citizens of AWESOMENESS can reside and take refuge from the battles against the none awesome ones.

We, Me, Yinnie, and The Crimson, invite you to join us! There is no limit!

HOWEVER. There IS a requirement. You have to be, in everyway possible, PURELY AWESOME!

Here are some examples of not awesomeness.

1. If you are a fangirl.
2. If you are a fanboy.
3. If you somehow think you're a vampire.
4. If you like Twilight.
5. If you somehow think that you're awesome, but you're not.
6. IF u spek lyk dis.

Those are but a FEW examples! There are many more requirements!

Things that are awesome!

1. Comedians like Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Russel Howard.
2. The TV Channel: Dave

To join, you must post a picture of yourself doing an AWESOME thing.

Have you got what it takes to be AWESOME!?

Members:

President AWESOME: Tai (Me)
Vice AWESOME: Yinnie
Secretary of AWESOMENESS: The Crimson.
Maximum Viper: Keaton421
Slayer of fangirls (Did I get it right?): Nickel
Bane of stupidity and AWESOME writer: Thirdsight
Yuna7780,
ないです: Jaydealart,
Musicluver,
MisaMisa,
Orewasenshi
(Sorry if I forgot you)