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12-01-2008, 05:37 PM
Oh Lawd.
Never in my whole life have I ever wanted to pick up a torch and make like Fahrenheit 451 to all modern, contemporary, vampire novels/novelas.
My credentials: I have yet to read Dracula. But at least I know where the bar is set.
Some psudo-wanna-be-rock-band neard game who thinks that a kaleidoscope is a musical instrument? Not a vampire?
Some pale somewhat sexy guy who has "a distant look in his eyes" 24/7 who doesn't even attempt to be seductive? Not a vampire?
A gothic, and I mean truly gothic man, living in solitude, who seduces beautiful women before killing them? A vampire.
Learn the rules before you break 'em; know where the bar's set before you bash your face into it.
-M@
How in the world do people reach 1,000+ posts?
Skadoosh.
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