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12-06-2008, 11:48 PM

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Mr. Mime is actually a stand in for Ash's father
Oh dear..


My bro had a theory about pokemon.. more about the games than the anime but actually quite rational, posed some interesting questions.

1) don't you find it funny how pokemon don't eat in the anime? only captured pokemon eat brocks magical food. If wild pokemon eat, some carnivorus pokemon must hunt, their pokedex game entrys say so, but they dont all just eat conveniently placed berries.

2) explains why theres no natural animals around, pokemon ate them.

3) pokemon never need to use the bathroom, probs for the best. Pigeot is over 6ft tall, can you imagine the size of its droppings? LOOK OUT!

4) 90% of water pokemon would be useless outside of battling in water, all pokemon that arent water types would be rubbish in water batters.. probably drown.

5) you wouldnt be able to have pokemon battles becase RSPCA or some animal protection agency would drop a brick on you.

Theres more but i cant remember.. we had this conversation 10 years ago over a crate of beer and pokemon red and blue versions.


I'm sorry for all the bad stuff I said and all the feelings I hurt.. Please forgive me
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