I found
natto actually sort of tasteless, it was that super sticky mucilage-like goo the soy beans are suspended in that was really gross. It stuck to places you never dreamed it would stick on the human body, and it was a real comedy routine cleaning up...Ugh. At least Gramma was entertained...
As a terrible postscript, I thought perhaps there was something wrong with that first batch I tried, so, (stupid me) I tried another brand. It was right out of
Ghostbusters, it was both a horror and a comedy.
Two quotes came to mind:
"Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?"
And...
"He slimed me."