lol. Yes. Answer: Because I am one strange, strange cookie (or am I cake?). I love your pic, btw
"You stab 'em, we slab 'em"
"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead. Only then will you have done your share." -Phil Messina
"I would shake your hand, but I don't know where it's been"
"Representative of Postman Pat (the very happy mailman) and his black and white cat"