[theAlphaDuck]

once i was dating this primary school teacher...

HOT little thing she was....not too filthy in the bedroom...little hung up...

and frankly pretensios as fuck....she really did my nut in...

but FIT....blonde...and the kudos of shaggin a primary school teacher was working also....

but we werent meshing....

so we go for a drink in covent garden....

and she dumps me!!!

i couldnt believe it...actually i could....but it was the first time..(and only :P )

so the convo goes something like:
"wow, ive been with quite a lot of girls...and..."
"oh god, does this happen to you alot, im so sorry"
"no...like i said, ive been with quite alot of girls...and usually the ones i see for a while..."
Interupting again --"they always leave you?"
"no.....they fall in love with me...iv'e never been dumped before....i dont really know rejection....well your really fit....i like your hair...and your a good kisser,
i suppose it had to happen at some point...oh well"

it was not a ploy to get her back...but within 5 minutes she was snogging my face off :P

few more shaggs and a week or so later...i kicked her to the cerb...dump me (even for 5 min) who does she think she is!!

f000kin 'ave it!