[CoolNard]

You know you watch too much anime when...

-you attempt to act all 'cool and silent' while look 'tough' all the time so that people actually think you're strong, intelligent and observant even though you're not.

-you can spend $500 in one day just to get every anime costume you can think of.

-you absolutely refuse to step out of the house without getting your hair done 'anime style'.

-your school starts banning anything to do with anime and manga.

-you realize the half the house is filled with anime dvds whenever you want to find something.

-you begin imagining how you'd fare as a guy in anime like Love Hina if you were to somehow get magically sucked into it.

-you keep long nails, put them against the light to proudly observe them, and yell "Iron reaper, soul stealer!" whenever you're alone at home.

-you find yourself thinking someone is going to attack you anytime and subconsciously invent counter-techniques.

-you really believe you're the main character in every situation, and that they wouldn't exist without your presence.

-you punch upwards into the air and exclaim "Yosha!!", when you merely want to agree on something.

-you plan to spend your days of retirement in Japan when you reach 65 after you watch Diamond Dust Drops.

-you seriously consider working as an anime producer/scriptwriter as your career.

-you see a plane in the sky and hope it's a mobile suit in disguise.

-your parents threaten to disown you if you don't unglue your eyes from manga.

-anime first, play second, and work last!

-you get involved in underground activites on how to dominate the world by anime. XD~!

-you try smiling with your eyes closed whenever you're happy even though it's weird.

-your girlfriend dumps you because she KNOWS you prioritize anime above her.

-you take precautions against everybody for fear that they could be shinigami in diguise.

-you start eating fruits as a hobby, hoping they'll give you superhuman abilities.

-you make your own 'death note' and vent your frustrations by writing the names of everybody whom you hate into it, despite the fact that it will NEVER happen

-you get ditched because you'd constantly forced your boyfriend to kiss you underwater and almost gotten him drowned on several occasions.