[mrnicekid]

Originally Posted by ThirdSight

First time I've ever heard something like this. Kinda' scary, but kinda' funny if you think about it:

"Gentlemen, we need to adjourn this meeting early because we all need to go have sex with our wives."
"I don't have a wife."
"Men, get Johnson here a wife. Then Johnson?"
"Yes?"
"Have sex with her."

haha that cracked me up.