[ChiAmaterasuNeko]

I would be honored if you would let me join your Shinobi Clan!
Here is my application...

1. I love Orochimaru and Yakushi Kabuto equally. They're dangerously intelligent, brutally strong, merciless, elegant, and just unhinged enough to perform an array of scientific experiments that no one else would even dream of. Not to mention their jutsu! Personally, the chakra scalpel ninjutsu is my favorite, but you have to admit that Orochimaru's disguise techniques are to die for.

2. I am fascinated by the darkness of shinobi -- secretive espionage and mysterious evils intrigue me. The clothes are stylish, and the missions invigorating. And if someone makes fun of you...well...Does anyone here have a few shuriken? (I hope you get my point)

3. My ninja skills are abundant and mainly include wicked high-kick combos. Not to mention my unrivaled chakra manipulation and ninja roleplay skills! And then there are the secret techniques and the forbidden jutsus, of course, but I'll keep those a secret. Just don't get on my bad side.