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Originally Posted by ChiAmaterasuNeko

That is perfect. Those rules should be blown up and made into a poster so I can hang it in my room and in my locker. ^^

There is two more parts which are funnier. I will finally explain my parents why they should not think An Cafe is weird.

A Parents Guide To J-Rock part 2

1] If your daughter has pictures of Mana or Shinya plastered all over her wall, she's not a lesbian; those are men.

2] If your child gets hyper every time the mailman comes, but turns around to sulk moments later, don't worry your child is not bipolar. Their CDs haven't come yet.

3] If you hear phrases such as "I love Heroin" or "Damn, Discharge is hot", they are not druggies or psychotic. Those are titles of songs.

4] If your child says "Hey Jesus" over and over again, they're singing The GazettE.

5] If your child starts fanning herself at the end of Vidoll's Heroin, don't ask. I SAID DON'T ASK.

6] If your child plans an entire birthday party for their favorite J-Rocker, put the party hat on, eat the damn cake, and listen as she goes on and on about the birthday boy. It may mean the difference between life and death.

7] If you hear a lot of screaming, growling, high-pitched squeals and general strangeness, it's not a sign of a mental disorder. That's Dir en grey Karaoke.

8] Don't be alarmed when your daughter starts talking about how she wishes she can wear booty shorts with the knee skirts just like Uruha.

9] Don’t ask why Myv always changes his style...its something they don't even know.

10] If your child cracks up when they hear "Viking Helmet" don't ask, you would not understand.

11] Never read over your child's shoulder...it may cause mental scarring.

12] If they start adding myv to a lot of words or say things like Cuxy, Meevil, or Spazicity. Don't word they just have the Miyavictionary! Memorized.

13] don't ask when your child makes a shirt that says Kuri Fan Club or Hikari Fan Club and giggles like mad, yet again something you just won't get

14] don't get mad when your child stays up late listening to some psycho named Roger on the computer, Tainted Reality will eventually grow up.

15] Don't freak out when you see them writing what appears to be Satanic messages in chicken scratch on their homework or scrap pieces of paper. They're called hiragana, katakana, and kanji.

16] A gift card for your local post office will be much appreciated, especially if your child is seen collecting random things like glow sticks, Trident, and a trucker cap when they've never expressed an interest in these things before.

17] For your own safety, DO NOT go through the links in your browser's history. This may cause mental scarring.

18] Once again, don't assume your child is involved in some kind of cult when they start making Xs with their arms at the computer screen or when listening to a CD. Get used to this, especially in the spring of 2008.

19] No, Hyde is not a character from a book.

20] When they start giggling uncontrollably when you offer them vanilla ice cream, don't ask. You really don't want to know.

21] Just be comforting and sympathetic when the child starts crying while reading a sentence with ‘hide’ in it.

22] No, 382 and MYV are not gang symbols. Don't call the police just yet.

23] If twice a year, and only twice a year, your child who usually wears darker colors runs around wearing bright pink, do not panic; they're remembering beloved hide.

24] If your child has suddenly taken a great interest in writing outside of school, do not under any circumstances ask to read what they've written. Your eyes and brain will thank you.