[Crani]

Shaving there? No way, that's freakin' dangerous and if you don't shave there, you'll give the ilusion of a bigger package when wearing underpants, thus no need for stuffing and no chick will go back when they see what's under the hood.
P.S : Does anyone have hobbit feet? 'Cuz I haven't met anyone, aside from myself, with this characteristic.