this would be me as a bodyguard:
me- ill protecet you from the creepy man
youz- OMG he running after me, Sephiroth save me!!!
*silence*
youz- *turn around*
me- *is playing with a kitty while watching you get dragged away* o, im sorry did you need something?? hey! whered you go?
something similar actually happened before-.- i said id protect my sisters friends one time when we went to the the park, and me and my sister walked away to play with ducks and when we went babck they were all panicy and told us a stranger was talking and sitting with them AHAHAHA i laughed^.^