Not Peter.
He’s a gangster
Perhaps a prankster
But at least he’s not peter.
He may pick your lock.
Experience electrical shock-more than once…
But at least he’s Peter.
Oh Peter, Peter, Peter
You always cease to amaze me.
You sit there unpleasantly
Stare in to space lifelessly
And scoff at people publicly.
But hey, At least I’m not Peter.