[trunker]

you know those little plastic green imitation grass things they serve with nigiri or sashimi?

well i was dining with an ex girlfriend one night, when after doing the whole wasabi in soy sauce mixing thing, she picks up a piece of sashimi and lays it down on her plate.

then, using her chopsticks she picks up the plastic grass, dips it into her soy sauce, and then brushes it onto the sashimi.

i couldnt help but almost choke on my tuna as i laughed my ass off.

she goes "what?!"

"what you just did" i say.

"what?! thats what its for right? everyone i know does it!"