Osaka baa-chans are known for their ferocity. They will literally slam a crowd of people aside to be the first onto a train. But they're also like the most awesome human beings on the planet, and are known to give out little pieces of candy to nice young lads who give up their seat
I had a customer at an English cafe I worked at once who said, in English,
"Maybe Osaka baa-chans are Japan's final weapon. Maybe if we send Osaka baa-chans to the White House, President Obama will surrender."
I nearly crapped myself laughing