09-02-2009, 10:30 PM
I would have to say what keeps me from getting me a girlfriend,is in fact many things.
My smorgasbord of insanity is probably the main reason though.
1. Frequently find myself arguing with myself or talking to myself..
2. Sees things on a regular basis.
3. Is so far from the norm, he wouldn't no how to find it if he had a map.
And then there are other things.
1. Is a total recluse most of the time.
2. Sleeps during the day mostly. Can't stand the sunlight.
3. Has schizophrenia. (although it's not really as bad as it sounds.)
4. I am a complete smart ass. And while some people might find it funny, girlfriends tend to get annoyed by it.
5. has a mild case of Bi-Polar.
Personally I can understand why this would make a girl not like me..(hell it makes me not like me sometimes.)
But at least I'm not a complete psycho right?
Even a crazy person has their redeeming qualities.
"Know the smallest things and the biggest things, the shallowest things and the deepest things. As if it were a straight road mapped out on the ground ... These things cannot be explained in detail. From one thing, know ten thousand things. When you attain the Way of strategy there will not be one thing you cannot see. You must study hard." Miyamoto Musashi
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