[reptilesandsamurai]

The Big Lebowski

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

"He fixes the cable?"

"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't farking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh!t don't farking roll! Shomer shabbos!

This is Spinal Tap

"You can't really dust for vomit."

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

"The Boston gig has been canceled... I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town."

Big Trouble in Little China

"Everybody relax, I'm here."

"A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack."

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."