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10-29-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hyakushi View Post
Hahaha ^-^ "peek-at-chu".

I actually have quite a few which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing, eh who cares.

“if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

“I bet $10000 I can kiss you without touching you”

“Can I take your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?”

“Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you”

Then when I was at a restaurant a pretty waitress came up to me and said, "Hi, what can I get ya?" I said, "You can't get me pregnant but you're welcome to try." She hit me xD lmao!. Just messing.
HAHA there awsome my best one is " GET IN THE VAN" O___O
always works xDD


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