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11-05-2009, 02:08 AM

LOL! Let's see. I got one:

"I bit my lip. Will you kiss it to make it better."

"Do you have a map, cause I got lost in your eyes."

A guy gives a girl 12 roses. 1 is fake. He tells her, "My love for you will dissappear when the last rose dies."


~Looks around corner, hides under bed, climbs over cabinet, eats sour-stick, hides behind you with a grin, drops to floor, crawls under desk, wiggles in mouse-hole, flaps to roof, scrapes on tiles, jumps in chimney, slugs to stairs, reaches for corner,
THERE YOU ARE, REALM OF RANDOM!~
-The_Wondering_Otaku, Zenzen
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