[Salvanas]

I walked past a sex shop yesterday, and saw Twilight condoms and Twilight lingerie for sale.

Seriously, what sane person would buy that. 90% of Twilight fans are fat (No offence to obese people :P) horny teenage girls. Where would they find the need to use these?

Also, a man that strips his bird to find Edward Cullen's face on the bra and panties, and then is handed a twilight condom will be damn angry about it. I know I would.

Unless he's gay, then I don't know what he'd be doing with a girl then.