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Originally Posted by TokyoMadman
wow is this board full of douche bags or what.
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Awesome first post, man. Guess what your first line makes YOU look like.
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Don't try to speak the language or learn thier cultures.
white boy gaijin, speaking English. You can get away with murder mate.
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Great advice. Why would you want to learn the language or culture anyway?
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You will stand out when in a line for a club, so blending in has about as much point as a chocolate teapot. Your going to stick out, just make sure you stick out with style.
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You really sound like you know what you are talking about.
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Bouncers won't ID you if you have got more than one female with you.
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Absolutely not true. The girls get in. The boy waits outside.
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As for being scared of Nigerian Bouncers. WOW racism much?
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Then I guess the embassies of the US, England, Australia, etc. are all racist too. They have all issued warnings saying the same thing. These "bouncers" as you call them are hired to get people into their bars/clubs. There are cases where the tourist has his drink spiked and passes out only to have his credit cards then maxed out before he wakes up on the street. Certainly if you live in Japan you are familiar with this.
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Hide your money in your shoe, What kind of pussy does a thing like that. Pathetic. Standard PerSec will stop anyone cloning your cards or spiking your drink.
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The cards aren't cloned. They are swiped, maxed out, and returned to the wallet.
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As for getting into trouble with police when you are drunk.
if you are aprehended only repeat 2 things
1. The address of your hotel
2. "Take me to my embassy ploooise"
if they try to say anything else to you, start talking in German/Austrian, use as much slang as possible so they have no chance of understanding you.
if lucky you will be given a free taxi ride (in cop car) to your hotel.
At worst they leave you alone.
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You have no idea what you are talking about.