04-07-2010, 02:02 AM
*imagines above rant as spoken by a cat-ear, sunglasses-wearing everyguy standing in front of a vidscreen displaying pantyshots, brightfog-obscured bathhouse nudity, and high-volume nosebleeds while a anthemic fanfare plays*
Fortunately, there is one woman in this world who can control me.
Unfortunately for you, she is not here.
"Ride for ruin, and the world ended!"
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