04-29-2010, 12:05 AM
Oh yes, and before you know it you'll have warts under your shorts, and you'll spend your thirties in a bed . . .
Your forties aren't lookin' so good . . .
My Life Sucks- The kids I babysit have drooled, ripped or drawn on all of the cards and put the cars with the little people in the microwave!
I have no Friends- The cats have scratched and destroyed all of the DVDs!
I always owe someone- In fact I put two os in it!
I always ruin my clothes with Bleach!- The show is so dom suspensful I spill my grape soda on them!
But . . .I'll live.
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