HA! I actually got that! "More than happy"
I'll be a friend too, I'm not even a boy, and I'm straight so no worries! (Straight means liking the opposite gender only, in slang terms) Best of luck on your learning, you've come to a great place for Japanese learning, and as a native, I could help you on your English if you ever need it.
My Life Sucks- The kids I babysit have drooled, ripped or drawn on all of the cards and put the cars with the little people in the microwave!
I have no Friends- The cats have scratched and destroyed all of the DVDs!
I always owe someone- In fact I put two os in it!
I always ruin my clothes with Bleach!- The show is so dom suspensful I spill my grape soda on them!
But . . .I'll live.
