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It is the combination of Kansai-ben and a young Japanese romanizing Japanese when that it something they are not accustomed to doing.

Long time no see. Seiko had her baby.
Born in August.

Machhan [You] is in Australia, right.
I really want to go back again. I want to go surfing.

I sent a message to Wide [Weeday] but got no response. Work hard at your job, Macchan.

Next time I am in Bali I will study Indonesian. Thanks to you, Macchan, it was a lot of fun [literally: too much fun].

Rastaman vibes, yeah.

Thanks for the message.
I got your message.
Thanks for the message. Write again.
Work hard at your job.